“My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.”

“I dropped a 60$ pint of paint dye on the floor and exploded right in my crotch. So I stained my dick and look like I shit myself.”

“Not only is this Braille flat, it’s all the same word..”

“Even with Yoda warning them, the delivery people still leave my wine in the sun.”

“I got an ad from my fortune cookie.”

“This watermelon I purchased for 8 bucks.”

“My fridge/freezer handles.”

“The delivery guy forgot how gravity works.”

“This made me so uncomfortable.”

“The cord management for the server at our middle school.”

“This one misaligned speaker hole on my new laptop.”

“This is what happens when the neighbors in your apartment building hook up a washing machine in their apartment.”

“You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls!”

“Just moved into my new apartment!”

“Some jerk drying his stinky shoes with the airplane ceiling vent.”

“This is how they send my contacts. every. year.”

“My family leaves the tub like this after every bath bomb and refuse to clean it…”

“The O’s are in the wrong order…”

“”Its always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks.” -Wife Jan2020 -32C.”